It’s just what you’d expect from Bob MacDonald. Ever the contrarian, Bob has for years been spoofing his cellphone voice mail greetings. A few weeks ago, for example, Mac was unavailable “because I’m riding in the Tour de France as a relief rider for the team from Uzbekistan because so many cyclists were benched for using performance-enhancing drugs.” To reach him at the Tour de France headquarters, he advised, "call 1-800 I pedal drugs." Here’s a sample of his latest send-ups. Feel free to rip.